Blue Apron

I’m extra basic when it comes to cooking. I have a few super-simple go-to recipes and I fill in with a shake, a big salad, and prepackaged food like veggie burgers or vegetable fried rice. You might say I’ve fallen into a predictable rut. I’m okay with that, but it can be a little boring….

Open Foot, Insert Mouth

I can think of three separate occasions on which I could have been fired.  They all involve me saying something I shouldn’t have. Not on purpose, mind you. But still, out loud.   The first time was years ago when I was waiting on a lesbian couple. One of them was clearly the dude in the…