Good One, God

I made $178.00 Monday night. That’s a great amount of money for a slow, easy shift. I was grateful. Yesterday as I drove into work I prayed, “God, thank you so much for an awesome shift last night. If it pleases you, will you bless me even more tonight than you did yesterday?” I was…

Open Foot, Insert Mouth

I can think of three separate occasions on which I could have been fired.  They all involve me saying something I shouldn’t have. Not on purpose, mind you. But still, out loud.   The first time was years ago when I was waiting on a lesbian couple. One of them was clearly the dude in the…